75% of all listeners on radio 1 just voted to hear Florence and the machine covering Beyonce (Halo) in the live lounge. I can now reveal that at least 75% of radio 1 listeners are complete and utter imbeciles although it’s likely that this figure is actually higher.
I can only imagine that the machine in question is some sort of power tool and that at the time of her singing it was removing some of her teeth slowly and without anesthetic.
Both Florence and her machine can fuck right off.
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Up the castle and round the elephant 