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Taxi
Posted on March 7, 2011 by U T Carte
I used to be a taxi driver but i got sacked for having sex in the back of my taxi with a customer. I say taxi, technically it was a hearse.
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Girlfriend
Posted on February 23, 2011 by U T Carte
I was lying next to my new girlfriend last night and I turned to her and said, “you’re different to all the other girls I’ve slept with.” She said, “that’s because I’m a bloke.” That’s what I love about Martin… She’s got a great sense of humour.
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