R.I.P Candi Staton

It’s all over the radio. Candi Staton has been murdered. Police are looking for a very ugly GINGER FREAK, and a machine. The following picture of the GINGER FREAK has been released in connection. Police are unsure if the machine in the picture is the one in question. There are rumours that the GINGER FREAK [...]

Florence and the machine

75% of all listeners on radio 1 just voted to hear Florence and the machine covering Beyonce (Halo) in the live lounge. I can now reveal that at least 75% of radio 1 listeners are complete and utter imbeciles although it’s likely that this figure is actually higher. I can only imagine that the machine [...]