A blind man having a wank.
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Eureka!!
Posted on December 1, 2009 by U T Carte
I am thinking of going on the next series of Dragons Den with a toaster actually big enough to take a full slice of bread.
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Gay?
Posted on November 4, 2009 by U T Carte
Some people have a problem with me using the word ‘gay’ all the time, saying that I’m being homophobic. Thing is, when I say ‘gay’ I don’t actually mean ‘homosexual’; I often use the word to describe something lame. And if you don’t like it, you can just jew off.
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Bloody Indian summers
Posted on October 28, 2009 by U T Carte
Coming over here stealing our Autumns
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Health and Safety
Posted on October 27, 2009 by U T Carte
What if it’s the stairs that are on fire. Can you use the lifts then?
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