That Oscars shizzle.

It’s that time of the year again where Americans get all ‘pumped’ and ‘psyched’ about awards given out that basically mean fuck all but seem to demand a certain level of respect from the rest of the inferior world. It’s worth me pointing out early on, I barely watch movies at the cinema any more and [...]

Killer Whale kills trainer at Sea World Orlando!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a waste of a fucking headline that is. Seriously – this shit makes the national news? It’s a killer whale for crying out loud, surely it’s supposed to kill shit? “Eye witness accounts peg the whale as the perpetrator of a very serious attack, whereas official statements from Sea World indicate that the trainer [...]

Back tits

What the hell is the front like?

Statistics

70% of Statistics are made up 6/7 dwarves are not happy 9/11 Americans won’t get this joke Ironically 7/7 Brits probably will 20 out of every 10 Iranians voted for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad 13/13 triskaidekaphobics will be scared of this stat 1/11 Sunderland players are Bent

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