Gaga?

BBC News: Lady Gaga drops Facebook for charity. She should also think about dropping her knickers, for clarity.

Celebrity Juice

Oh. My. God. I reached an entirely new level of tv boredom last night when I was trawling through the list of nonsense recorded on sky plus and found an item my wife had set up to record. Celebrity Juice. Let me first run through the recipe for this foul-tasting debacle. The guests on the [...]

Cherryhole and Asshole

Jesus – here we go again. The John Terry stuff was brutal but the Cheryl and Ashley drama looks like it could drag on for even longer because there will be a divorce for us all to go through. JT must be loving it right enough. I must admit though, I was surprised when I [...]

coldplay

Do i have to? F R O

The Royal Variety

Yes. It’s a royal amount of variety right enough. I haven’t seen shit this varied since i lived in that sewer in Delhi. Mika, Lady Gaga, and Alexandra Burke on one show???! Obviously the casting crew are being paid by Prince Charles to try to finally bump off the old dear. I’m trying to watch [...]

R.I.P Candi Staton

It’s all over the radio. Candi Staton has been murdered. Police are looking for a very ugly GINGER FREAK, and a machine. The following picture of the GINGER FREAK has been released in connection. Police are unsure if the machine in the picture is the one in question. There are rumours that the GINGER FREAK [...]

Lady DaDa

The papers and internet may be rife with rumours that the self-proclaimed ‘Lady’ GaGa is actually more of a Blokey GaGa. One Vegas bookie is apparently taken bets at 9/4 that she is an intersexer, and there is doubt surrounding certain lyrics like ‘bluffin with my muffin’ in the song poker face (which could itself [...]

Lest we forget

I doubt i have much chance to forget really because it gets rammed down my throat every year for about 3 months. There are varying degrees of debate about what Kipling actually meant when he produced this, oh so famous, line in the poem, as there are with most poems from this era because the [...]

Florence and the machine

75% of all listeners on radio 1 just voted to hear Florence and the machine covering Beyonce (Halo) in the live lounge. I can now reveal that at least 75% of radio 1 listeners are complete and utter imbeciles although it’s likely that this figure is actually higher. I can only imagine that the machine [...]

Marlon King

All i’ve had for 2 days now is how Marlon King should never be allowed to play football again because he’s a bad example for all the kids…….. because he pinched a girls ass. He also maybe slapped her a bit but i didn’t see it. However i’ve never heard anyone saying that Beth Fucking [...]