The song list for Bin Laden’s funeral thus far includes… Elton John – Sandles in the bin Cliff Richard – We’re all going on Osama holiday Kelly Clarkson – Since You’ve Bin gone
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A couple are trying to look into way of saving some cash. Wife says to her husband “If you helped around the house we could get rid of the maid” Husband replies “if you took it up the arse we could get rid of the dog”
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I’ve just been raped by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Though ironically, he wasn’t wearing a mask so I don’t know which one it was.
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Isn’t it ironic? Fish are now eating raw Japanese.
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I heard that Justin Bieber has a 10 inch cock. It’s in his ass and belongs to Usher.
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What is it with these mindless idiots who go to football grounds with the deliberate intention of causing trouble and ruining the game for everyone else? Fucking referee cunts.
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What is the only thing funnier than female comedians? Everything.
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I used to be a taxi driver but i got sacked for having sex in the back of my taxi with a customer. I say taxi, technically it was a hearse.
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