Cherryhole and Asshole

Jesus – here we go again. The John Terry stuff was brutal but the Cheryl and Ashley drama looks like it could drag on for even longer because there will be a divorce for us all to go through. JT must be loving it right enough. I must admit though, I was surprised when I [...]

Arsene Wenger

John Terry (part threux)

John Terry’s wife is understood to have forgiven him for his affair… She’s calling it evens after he was raped by Louis Saha on wednesday night.

John Terry (part deux)

So John ‘The adulterer’ Terry has been stripped of his England captaincy. New Captain – Rio ‘Missed Drugs test’ Ferdinand New Vice Captain – Stevie ‘Bar fight’ Gerrard That’s Much better. What a fucking farce it really is. I like my footballers dodgy. Cantona, Gazza, McAvennie, Best etc The best footballers are the ones that [...]

P ‘n’ P

John Terry

Apparently John Terry has lost the England captains armband. Capello has asked Wayne Bridge to look under his bed for it.

Elton John

Elton John has commented on the state of Football. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/8439422.stm I would like to propose that Football responds wth it’s opinion on the state of Elton John.

Baloon Door

So the results are in for the Ballon d’Or and Messi has beaten Ronaldo to the top. I suppose it’s a fair result and that most people would have expected those 2 to battle it out for first place. I would imagine that Messi will also get the World player of the year later this [...]

Marlon King

All i’ve had for 2 days now is how Marlon King should never be allowed to play football again because he’s a bad example for all the kids…….. because he pinched a girls ass. He also maybe slapped her a bit but i didn’t see it. However i’ve never heard anyone saying that Beth Fucking [...]

Football chants

To the tune of Ottowan’s Hands up, sung by Blackburn fans to Burnley fans at the derby last week. “Hands up, baby hands up, show me your six fingers, show me your six fingers!”