I heard an interview on radio 2 with Dolly Parton and amongst other things she was talking about her dad. ‘My father couldn’t read or write. But he was a very intelligent man, he could have been anything.’ Well…… probably not a writer if we’re being honest Dolly. When I broke up with my girlfriend [...]
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A couple are trying to look into way of saving some cash. Wife says to her husband “If you helped around the house we could get rid of the maid” Husband replies “if you took it up the arse we could get rid of the dog”
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I’ve just been raped by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Though ironically, he wasn’t wearing a mask so I don’t know which one it was.
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